Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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