If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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