Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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