But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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