ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i don't like sucking hair
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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