anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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