we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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