Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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