My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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