apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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