We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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