What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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