Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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