oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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