worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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