His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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