your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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