There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There's always time for handjobs
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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