who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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