It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She needs sedatives and a leash
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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