do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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