yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
our cab driver is having phone sex.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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