I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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