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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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