How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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