The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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