i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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