and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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