i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So. Much. Porn.
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