yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
