In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
then he tried to convert me to islam
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There are leaves in my underwear?
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