You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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