I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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