What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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