Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
then he tried to convert me to islam
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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