lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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