Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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