hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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