Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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