i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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