Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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