All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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