That's intense
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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