Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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