let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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