I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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