just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom