I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
worst night to have a conscience
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's blow job season.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow