Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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