Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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