This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
