so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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