doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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