he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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