Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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